SAP Open: Results Expected and Unexpected

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My Thursday at SAP Open began with the Ladies Luncheon, where Justin Gimelstob performed emcee duties – a big hit with the ladies, I must say. He picked our brains re: what to give his wife for their first Valentine’s Day as husband and wife – dude, you can’t go wrong with diamonds.

Then John Isner made his appearance and won the ladies over with his tale of a Valentine gift gone awry. Seems he sent a lovely bouquet to his girlfriend – but, um, he provided an incorrect address for said girlfriend. He ended up getting a call from an irate big-city florist who made John’s romantic gesture happen, but now John owes him big-time. Happy Valentine’s Day, ya’ big softie.

The food was delish and the wine did flow (though not much for me – I’m a margarita kinda gal) and then it was off to watch my first match of the day, Malisse v. Ebden.

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Xavier Malisse d. Matthew Ebden 5/7, 7/5, 7/6 (1)

X-man was Cap’n Crankypants today, and he wasn’t shy about making it known with mumbling, grumbling and a few F-bombs sprinkled in to add a little spice, apparently because he felt there were dead spots in the court. But it could also be because he’s feeling a little under the weather: he requested the medic, who had X-Man open wide & say ahhhh, then palpated the glands in his neck. (Ryan Harrison mentioned similar symptoms following his 1st round loss. DOB makes mental note to wash hands thoroughly and cough into her elbow – standard cootie containment protocol.) Ebden did his Scrappy-Doo best, but X-man moves on to kvetch in the next round, where he’ll face Isner.

 

Steve Johnson d. Tim Smyczek 6/3, 6/3

With very little fuss or drama, He Who Brought Down Dr. Ivo defeated He Who Brought Down Fer, and he did it in just under an hour. One American falls, one American advances to face Haas.

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Sam Querrey d. Lleyton Hewitt 7/6 (6), 1/6, 7/6 (4)

The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ cover of “Love Rollercoaster” was looping through my mind during this match, as momentum kept shifting back and forth. Rusty owned Sam in the 2nd, but in the 1st & 3rd set TBs, he was the one who blinked, DFing it away in the end. Sam advances to take on Falla.

 

Milos Raonic d. Michael Russell 6/2, 7/5

This match result is about what I’d expected, except…Russell in his muscle shirt (yellow & black, reminded me of the Killer Bees skits from SNL’s Belushi days) took several more games off Milos than I’d anticipated. Props to Russell for being no slouch himself in the serve department and for giving it his all till the bitter end. Milos continues his quest for the 3-peat when he faces off against Denis Istomin, his opponent in last year’s SAP Open championship match.

 

And that was it for the DOB. After a day of Gimelstob waxing romantic, wine (needed more wine, methinks) and several TBs, it was time for me to get some beauty sleep, so I missed the incredible doubles match between the Bryan Bros and Hewitt & Matosevic. The Bryan Bros are out after a hard-fought 3 set – I really didn’t see that one coming. Hats off to the victors – hope it took some of the sting out of Rusty’s singles loss a few hours earlier.

G’night, y’all – the DOB is heading for sweet slumber.

SAP Open: Americans march on

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Kimber Bennett, reporting for duty as your 2013 SAP Open eyes & ears.  I’m a wee bit jetlagged and didn’t arrive in San Jose until early afternoon, so I intend to keep this report short but sweet – just like me.

 

Michael Russell d. Donald Young – 6/3, 7/5

I’ll admit it: though I love to see an “old guy” (34) rocking the tennis court, I was really hoping Donald would pull out the win and get down to business regarding realizing his potential. Today was not the day.  But he very graciously granted a short press conference, where he talked about trying to just put the disappointment in his 2012 behind him and moving on.  He hopes to start getting some wins under his belt and building his confidence, which was obviously lacking today.

Michael Russell played a solid game, one worthy of a 17-year tour veteran.  I asked him to name his “young players to watch” and he, too, kept it short but sweet: Milos Raonic (gunning for his SAP Open three-peat), Grigor “Baby Fed” Dimitrov and Ryan Harrison. He also mentioned Bernard Tomic, who is a talent, but…hey, supply your own punchline.

 

Steve Johnson d. Ivo Karlovic  6/7 (2), 6/4, 7/6 (6)

A hard-fought battle throughout. Both players were serving so hard & fast, all this vertically challenged gal could liken it to is watching someone fling bombs from a treehouse.  They made me realize just how wimpy is my all-time best serve speed of 77 mph. This match came down to the wire, and I would not’ve called it either way, but the American wild card earned this one.

 

John Isner d. Vasek Pospisil 7/6 (3), 2/6, 6/3

Speaking of Americans still in it to win it, kudos to John Isner, who enjoyed an excellent 1st, suffered through a shaky 2nd, then dug in for the 3rd as Pospisil lost momentum. My bombs/treehouses analogy applies here, too.  Isner showed up to his press conference with ice on his right knee – just an ordinary preventive measure, says he.  He joked about getting crammed into economy seating for a plane trip; sounded like torture to little miss 5’4” here, who endured the cheap seats for several hours today and was feeling the effects. (He prefers the window seat, because if he sits on the aisle he gets rammed with the cart.}

 

And thus ended my day – I wasn’t able to stick it out long enough to watch the Haas Levine match, but I can tell you that Haas took it in 2 sets, 6/3, 6/1.

Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Final

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Well, this has to be a first, we have three of you competing to be SP champion! Since your options are rather limited in who you can pick at this point, in addition to making your final pick, please answer the following as well as a tie breaker:

1. Predict how many sets each player will win.

2. Predict the actual scoreline (e.g., 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 Nole).

Good luck!

 

Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Semifinals

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Will someone win the whole SP this time? Could be! Choose one player that made it to the semifinal. Just one, and if you’re right, you’ll move on to the final. Good luck!

Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Day 10

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The end is in sight! Can you make it? Check out the order of play for day 10 here and enter your pick in the comments section. Good luck!

Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Day 9

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So much for the pack mentality, huh kiddos! Massive carnage with Seppi yesterday. But there are still a few of you alive and kicking, so check out the order of play here and enter your pick in the comments section. Good luck!

I say 5 nice things about Tomas Berdych

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If you have been a long-time reader of RR or follow me faithfully on Twitter (which, let’s face it, you know you do), then you know that I am not the biggest fan of Mr. Berdych. I think he has a poor attitude, is frightfully inconsistent for a player of his level, and is all around rather hard to like. And since he will be playing Djokovic next round at the Australian Open, I probably won’t be saying much about Tomas over the next couple days that’s very nice. Now it’s my New Year’s resolution to be nicer in general, so I was thinking, am I being unfair? Berdy has many fans; there must be something good about the guy. So I have decided to find 5 nice things to say about Berdych. That’s not too much to ask for, so here we go:

1. He keeps it real.

You will not get canned PR-approved answers in Berdych’s press conferences. Asked what he thought about Almagro when he playing him in Davis Cup and he said, “He’s missing that little something that distinguishes great players.” That’s a dis and also implies that he is one of those great players. Arrogance and insolence in one sentence is rather impressive.

And when he was upset with Nico for bumping him during their match at the 2012 AO, he refused to shake his hand at net. Some would say that Berdy’s behavior shows his lack of sportsmanship and class. But in an age when everyone is afraid to say what’s really on their mind to prevent scandal and not rock the boat, isn’t it refreshing that Tomas doesn’t play that game?

2. His Facebook page doesn’t suck.

Instead of bland statements about being really happy about winning his last match or just telling us what tournament he’s playing, we actually get to see some of Tomas’s personality. He posts YouTube clips of of music he’s into (though Muse? Really? Oh right, I’m being nice…) and the behind the scenes pics of his training are actually amusing.

3. He’s managed to stay in the top ten.

Although Berdych’s play seems streaky, he still has managed to string together enough points to maintain his ranking in the top ten since 2010. Considering how competitive the game is, this is quite a feat. I don’t quite understand how he did it, but the numbers don’t lie, so there you go. Well done, you.

4. He’s cute.

Fine, I will admit that he’s not bad looking.  He’s even modeling for H&M now. He can sometimes look quite cute.

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He can also sometimes look like an extra from the Walking Dead.

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But, you know, a zombie with excellent bone structure. That’s totally a complement.

5. He is fun to hate-watch.

Hate-watching is one of the best things about sports. It’s not just fun to watch your faves win; it’s also fun to watch those you aren’t such a fan of lose. Isn’t great when the Yankees just suck? No offense to any of the actual players on the team. I’m sure they’re fine upstanding people. It’s just fun to watch them eff up. It’s how most people who aren’t from Boston feel about the Patriots. “Screw you, Brady, and your model wife too.” Same with Tomas. He’s just plain fun to hate. He even looks like the preppie bad guy from some 80′s movie (keep popping that color, bro). Every story needs a bad guy, and in the soap opera that is tennis, I can’t think of a better villain.*

 

So there you are: I said five nice things about Berdych. Now, can I go back to hating on him?

*Actually, Soderling was THE BEST villain. Miss you Robin Bo Carl.

 

Phew

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Thanks for the heart attack, Novak. Granted, Stanley played the best tennis I have seen him play in a very long time. And let’s be honest, Stan did deserve to win the match. But as we all know, the game is not about who plays the best the majority of the match, but who plays the few points that count the best. And there are few players who are better at rising to the occasion than Djokovic.

So well done, Nole. Just don’t do that again. Especially against Tomas. For reals.

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Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Day 8

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Well done on making it to day 8 of suicide pool! Seems the group mentality is working, no? Who will you all choose today? Check out the order of play for day 8 here and enter your pick in the comments section. Good luck!

Suicide Pool: Australian Open 2013 Day 7

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Well done on making it to Day 7! You’ve almost made it to the second week, so don’t screw it up now ;) Check out the order of play for Day 7 here and enter your pick in the comments section. Good luck!

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