I say 5 nice things about Tomas Berdych

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If you have been a long-time reader of RR or follow me faithfully on Twitter (which, let’s face it, you know you do), then you know that I am not the biggest fan of Mr. Berdych. I think he has a poor attitude, is frightfully inconsistent for a player of his level, and is all around rather hard to like. And since he will be playing Djokovic next round at the Australian Open, I probably won’t be saying much about Tomas over the next couple days that’s very nice. Now it’s my New Year’s resolution to be nicer in general, so I was thinking, am I being unfair? Berdy has many fans; there must be something good about the guy. So I have decided to find 5 nice things to say about Berdych. That’s not too much to ask for, so here we go:

1. He keeps it real.

You will not get canned PR-approved answers in Berdych’s press conferences. Asked what he thought about Almagro when he playing him in Davis Cup and he said, “He’s missing that little something that distinguishes great players.” That’s a dis and also implies that he is one of those great players. Arrogance and insolence in one sentence is rather impressive.

And when he was upset with Nico for bumping him during their match at the 2012 AO, he refused to shake his hand at net. Some would say that Berdy’s behavior shows his lack of sportsmanship and class. But in an age when everyone is afraid to say what’s really on their mind to prevent scandal and not rock the boat, isn’t it refreshing that Tomas doesn’t play that game?

2. His Facebook page doesn’t suck.

Instead of bland statements about being really happy about winning his last match or just telling us what tournament he’s playing, we actually get to see some of Tomas’s personality. He posts YouTube clips of of music he’s into (though Muse? Really? Oh right, I’m being nice…) and the behind the scenes pics of his training are actually amusing.

3. He’s managed to stay in the top ten.

Although Berdych’s play seems streaky, he still has managed to string together enough points to maintain his ranking in the top ten since 2010. Considering how competitive the game is, this is quite a feat. I don’t quite understand how he did it, but the numbers don’t lie, so there you go. Well done, you.

4. He’s cute.

Fine, I will admit that he’s not bad looking.  He’s even modeling for H&M now. He can sometimes look quite cute.

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He can also sometimes look like an extra from the Walking Dead.

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But, you know, a zombie with excellent bone structure. That’s totally a complement.

5. He is fun to hate-watch.

Hate-watching is one of the best things about sports. It’s not just fun to watch your faves win; it’s also fun to watch those you aren’t such a fan of lose. Isn’t great when the Yankees just suck? No offense to any of the actual players on the team. I’m sure they’re fine upstanding people. It’s just fun to watch them eff up. It’s how most people who aren’t from Boston feel about the Patriots. “Screw you, Brady, and your model wife too.” Same with Tomas. He’s just plain fun to hate. He even looks like the preppie bad guy from some 80′s movie (keep popping that color, bro). Every story needs a bad guy, and in the soap opera that is tennis, I can’t think of a better villain.*

 

So there you are: I said five nice things about Berdych. Now, can I go back to hating on him?

*Actually, Soderling was THE BEST villain. Miss you Robin Bo Carl.

 

Wimbledon Day One: Upsets and Whatnot

After all the ups and downs we have seen in the career of Ernests Gulbis (and, let’s face it, there have been many more downs than ups) who would have thought that he would be able to step up and beat a top 10 player on the biggest stage in tennis? But that is exactly what Ernie did today. Sure, that forehand looked wonky (really, what’s going on with that?), but he was by far the more solid player on the court, both physically and mentally.

Is Ernie likely to continue his good form in the second round? Err…let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Let’s just enjoy this one solid step forward. And the awkward shots of Berdych flailing around ;)

And speaking of flailing, is it really *that* much of a surprise that Isner lost today? Not to take anything away from Falla, but after losing at the French, Isner did his usual grass court preparation…of playing exactly ZERO matches. Got to wonder what the plan is there. Grass is by far his worst surface, and the only person he has ever beaten at Wimbledon is Mahut. No, I’m not being sarcastic, he’s only beaten Mahut twice. Wouldn’t some sort of a warm-up tourney make sense? So Isner showed up looking rusty and without the rock-solid confidence that led him to wins over Fed and Djokovic earlier in the season. Needless to say, despite the Coca-Cola endorsement, his Olympic hopes are not looking good.

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Berdych Booed (Video)

The Aussie crowd booed Tomas Berdych after he did not shake his opponent’s, Nico Almagro’s, hand at the net. Berdy was still pissed about Almagro hitting him with the ball earlier in the match, though as you can see from the video, it did not exactly look like Nico was trying to hit him.

The crowd certainly thought Berdych was in the wrong. What do you think? Poor sportsmanship or totally justified?

WTF Gala: The Best Bar Mitzvah Party in Tennis

The ATP celebrated the kick-off of the World Tour Finals in style with their ‘A Night With The Stars’ gala. Though from the pics, it looks more like it was the Bar Mitzvah party none of them ever had. Damn, all they were missing were some glow-in-the-dark necklaces and the Electric Slide! All the typical stereotypes were there: the nerdy-cool couple, Nole and Jelena. Loving the hipster glasses and side-braid, girl. No really, I do. #NERDS4LIFE

There was the a$$hole who thinks he’s hotter than he actually is, who broke your friend’s heart because he’s a d****e, and then has the NERVE to bring some new slutty girl from the next district over (she doesn’t even GO to this school).

There was the couple decided to wear coordinating outfits…of grey. Love the shoes, but what Muppet had to die to make that dress!

And tell me that this pair did not come from a time warp from 1995! I swear I have a stack of photos where I look exactly like this. I mean, the HAIR! The black pantyhose! Takes me back…of course none of the guys who danced with me were quite as good looking as Rafa. Ah well…

 

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Go Figure

Berdych actually won a title. Really! He defeated Cilic on Sunday to win in Beijing. Truth be told, if I didn’t see the picture, wouldn’t believe it myself. Beginning of a turnaround for him for his otherwise poor play this year, or just a blip of success before further suckage. I think you all know what I think. Oh well, at least he got a Seussian plush toy for comfort…

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Bye Bye Berdy

Berdych was still suffering from the shoulder injury that had forced him to retire a couple weeks ago in Cincinnati during his match yesterday against Tipsarevic. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there was no way in hell even a healthy Tomas was going to win that match. But still, it was too bad to not be able to see him play to his full potential.

And crowd, I know retirements suck for everyone involved. But booing? We’ve been through this before (*cough* Montreal *cough*). Not the classiest way to show your disappointment. How about next time saying, “Awwwwww.” That would adequately express your sadness about there being no more tennis, and not make the player feel even shittier about retiring.

But get better, Berdy. You are in no way one of my faves, but it’s no fun to hate on way when you look hurt and pathetic.

(Pic via Racquet Required)

 

 

 

 

Best Dives of Wimbledon Week 1 (Pic Spam)

The best part about grass season? It’s hard to top the epic dives the players do in a last dash attempt to save a point. Here’s a look back at the best dives from the first week of Wimbledon 2011. And like any good diving competition, they will be scored on a scale of 1-10.

Andy Roddick: 8.5 Lovely form in the air, but might held to be facing the right way. Ah, who cares, he has legs like a goddess, err, god.

Conor Niland: 4 On the ground before he even struck the ball. Perhaps he should work on not finishing too early

Tomas Berdych: 2 Complete fail. What a shocker. Moving on…

Benoit Paire: 7 Bonus points from the judges for creativity; he may not be able to fly to the ball in time, but dammit, his racquet is going to hit that ball!

Mardy Fish: 9 Beautiful form in the air, lovely technique with the racquet. Would have got a 10, but have no idea if he actually made the shot. Ah, well. Good job, Mardy!

(Pics via Getty Images)

Berdych Can’t Say No (Video)

Or yes. The media team at Open de Nice played a game with Tomas in which no matter what they as him, he cannot answer “yes” or “no.” Not as easy as it sounds, huh popped-collar one?

By the way, all these videos the tournament at Nice have done are great. All tournament should do something similar with the players.

(Video via Open de Nice)

Players Awqwardly Reading Cue Cards (video)

You would think someone would move the cue cards so that their eyeline would be in line with the camera. You would think wrong… At least it’s for charity

Bye, Bye, Berdy!

Tomas lost in straights to Djokovic 6-1, 7-6(5), 6-1. Although the score makes it look like a blowout to some extent, Berdych really stepped up his game in the second set and played some really good tennis. Unfortunately for him, even his best wasn’t good enough Novak who will now face off against Fed in the semifinals. Ajde!

The one bad thing about Berdy losing is losing the Berdych Army. 

They were kind of fun. And they could spell. Oh well, see ya next year.?
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