Querrey vs. Pospisil: Allez Cuisine?

Sam Querrey and Vasek Pospisil faced off in an Iron/Top/Master Chef-style challenge “with their trademark charm and sass” (!) to help promote the Chennai Open. Yes, because when I think of sass, I think of Popsicle and Sammy Q. Anyhoo, their culinary skillz were judged by none other than Leander Paes, who declared Sam the winner. Though honestly, I think we should call it a win-win because neither of them managed to cut off an appendage in the process. I mean, you know accidentally hacking off part of his hand and thereby ruining his season is TOTALLY something Querrey would do. So well done on keeping your limbs intact, boys, and good luck in the tennis this week.

(Pic via Deccan Chronicle)

 

Chennai: Best Impromptu Sign EVER

Well done, Chennai, well done.

Meanwhile in Chennai

Janko and his sexy-time Hugh Hefner pajamas took out Kei Nishikori in straight sets, 6-4, 6-4. He takes on Xavier Malisse next. I’m loving Tipsy’s chances of getting to the final.

You did well this week, kid. Wait, is that a Casio watch?? Are they a sponsor? Heh, suck it, Rafa…

Friday OOPs: Qatar, Chennai & Brisbane

Qatar ExxonMobil Open

ORDER OF PLAY – FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY, 2011

CENTER COURT start 4:30 pm
J Tsonga (FRA) vs R Federer (SUI)
R Nadal (ESP) vs N Davydenko (RUS)
M Lopez (ESP) / R Nadal (ESP) vs D Bracciali (ITA) / A Seppi (ITA)

Aircel Chennai Open

ORDER OF PLAY – FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY, 2011

STADIUM start 5:00 pm
T Berdych (CZE) vs B Kavic (SLO)
M Bhupathi (IND) / L Paes (IND) vs P Marx (GER) / K Skupski (GBR)
J Tipsarevic (SRB) vs K Nishikori (JPN)
S Wawrinka (SUI) vs R Haase (NED)

COURT 1 start 5:00 pm
X Malisse (BEL) vs B Phau (GER)

Brisbane International

ORDER OF PLAY – FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY, 2011

PAT RAFTER ARENA start 11:00 am
R Stepanek (CZE) vs F Mayer (GER) – ATP
M Mirnyi (BLR) / D Nestor (CAN) vs L Dlouhy (CZE) / P Hanley (AUS) – ATP
R Soderling (SWE) vs [Q] M Ebden (AUS) – ATP

Not Before 7:00 PM
J Groth (AUS) or A Petkovic (GER) vs M Bartoli (FRA) – WTA
P Kvitova (CZE) vs A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) – WTA

COURT 1 start 11:00 am
K Jans (POL) / A Rosolska (POL) vs M Niculescu (ROU) / Z Yan (CHN) – WTA

Thurs OOPs: Qatar, Chennai & Brisbane

Qatar ExxonMobil Open

ORDER OF PLAY – THURSDAY, 6 JANUARY, 2011

CENTER COURT start 3:30 pm
G Garcia-Lopez (ESP) vs J Tsonga (FRA)
V Troicki (SRB) vs R Federer (SUI)
R Nadal (ESP) vs E Gulbis (LAT)
N Davydenko (RUS) vs I Karlovic (CRO)

COURT 1 start 4:00 pm
F Fognini (ITA) / I Zelenay (SVK) vs D Bracciali (ITA) / A Seppi (ITA)

Not before 6:30 pm
T Gabashvili (RUS) / P Kolhschreiber (GER) vs M Lopez (ESP) / R Nadal (ESP)


Aircel Chennai Open

ORDER OF PLAY – THURSDAY, 6 JANUARY, 2011

STADIUM start 5:00 pm
J Tipsarevic (SRB) vs A Kudryavtsev (RUS)
A Falla (COL) vs K Nishikori (JPN)
R Haase (NED) / D Martin (USA) vs R Bopanna (IND) / A Qureshi (PAK)
S Wawrinka (SUI) vs D Goffin (BEL)

COURT 1 start 5:00 pm
Y Sugita (JPN) vs R Haase (NED)
S Ratiwatana (THA) / S Ratiwatana (THA) vs M Cilic (CRO) / I Dodig (CRO)
S Bolelli (ITA) / J Tipsarevic (SRB) vs S Lipsky (USA) / R Ram (USA

Brisbane International

ORDER OF PLAY – THURSDAY, 6 JANUARY, 2011

PAT RAFTER ARENA start 10:30 am
M Bartoli (FRA) vs B Zahlavova Strycova (CZE) – WTA
M Ebden (AUS) vs D Istomin (UZB) – ATP
R Soderling (SWE) vs M Berrer (GER) – ATP

Not Before 7:00 PM
M Baghdatis (CYP) vs A Roddick (USA) – ATP
J Groth (AUS) vs A Petkovic (GER) – WTA

COURT 1 start 10:30 am
A Dulgheru (ROU) / O Savchuk (UKR) vs K Jans (POL) / A Rosolska (POL) – WTA
A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) vs L Safarova (CZE) – WTA
K Anderson (RSA) vs S Giraldo (COL) – ATP
C Black (ZIM) / A Rodionova (AUS) vs A Kleybanova (RUS) / A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) – WTA

COURT 2 start 10:30 am
L Dlouhy (CZE) / P Hanley (AUS) vs A Clement (FRA) / M Mertinak (SVK) – ATP
D Cibulkova (SVK) vs P Kvitova (CZE) – WTA
P Petzschner (GER) / A Peya (AUT) vs C Ball (AUS) / C Guccione (AUS) – ATP
M Ebden (AUS) / P Luczak (AUS) vs R Lindstedt (SWE) / H Tecau (ROU) – ATP

Yawn. Day 2 Results

Nothing too unexpected in ?today’s results from Chennai, Doha, and Brisbane. Everyone who was expected to win pretty much did just that.
Berdych beat Gil in Chennai?
In Doha, Fed defeated Schoorel
And Rafa beat Beck
I know, Xisca, he’s yours! Whatever…

Sod defeated Harrison in Brisbane?

Yup, everyone who was supposed to win got through their matches easily in straight set. Oh, wait..

Fer lost to Becker…AGAIN. You douche (love your hair though)

Wed OOPs: Qatar, Chennai & Brisbane

Qatar ExxonMobil Open

ORDER OF PLAY – WEDNESDAY, 5 JANUARY, 2011

CENTER COURT start 3:30 pm
S Bubka (UKR) vs J Tsonga (FRA)
M Chiudinelli (SUI) vs R Federer (SUI)
R Nadal (ESP) vs L Lacko (SVK)
N Davydenko (RUS) vs J Nieminen (FIN)

COURT 1 start 3:30 pm
V Troicki (SRB) vs T Gabashvili (RUS)
A Veic (CRO) vs E Gulbis (LAT)
D Bracciali (ITA) / A Seppi (ITA) vs F Cermak (CZE) / C Kas (GER)
M Lopez (ESP) / R Nadal (ESP) vs M Ghareeb (KUW) / M Zaid (QAT)

COURT 2 start 4:00 pm
I Karlovic (CRO) vs P Kohlschreiber (GER)

Not before 6:00 pm
T Gabashvili (RUS) / P Kohlschreiber (GER) vs M Chiudinelli (SUI) / J Tsonga (FRA)

COURT 3 start 4:00 pm
G Garcia-Lopez (ESP) vs I Marchenko (UKR)

Not before 6:00 pm
F Fognini (ITA) / I Zelenay (SVK) vs F Polasek (SVK) / S Stakhovsky (UKR)

Aircel Chennai Open

ORDER OF PLAY – WEDNESDAY, 5 JANUARY, 2011

STADIUM start 5:00 pm
T Berdych (CZE) vs I Dodig (CRO)
M Daniel (BRA) / E Schwank (ARG) vs R Bopanna (IND) / A Qureshi (PAK)
B Phau (GER) vs R Gasquet (FRA)
X Malisse (BEL) vs S Robert (FRA)

COURT 1 start 5:00 pm
C Fleming (GBR) / R Hutchins (GBR) vs S Ratiwatana (THA) / S Ratiwatana (THA)
S Lipsky (USA) / R Ram (USA) vs D Brown (GER) / R Wassen (NED)
R Kendrick (USA) vs B Kavcic (SLO)

Brisbane International

ORDER OF PLAY – WEDNESDAY, 5 JANUARY, 2011

PAT RAFTER ARENA start 10:30 am
B Zahlavova Strycova (CZE) vs S Peers (AUS) – WTA
J Dokic (AUS) vs A Petkovic (GER) – WTA
A Dolgopolov (UKR) vs A Roddick (USA) – ATP

Not Before 7:00 PM
M Baghdatis (CYP) vs L Kubot (POL) – ATP
M Fish (USA) vs R Stepanek (CZE) – ATP

COURT 1 start 10:30 am
R Berankis (LTU) vs F Mayer (GER) – ATP
S Giraldo (COL) vs B Becker (GER) – ATP
M Ebden (AUS) / P Luczak (AUS) vs F Serra (FRA) / G Simon (FRA) – ATP
J Groth (AUS) / J Hopper (AUS) vs M Niculescu (ROU) / Z Yan (CHN) – WTA
M Mirnyi (BLR) / D Nestor (CAN) vs B Becker (GER) / M Kohlmann (GER) – ATP

COURT 2 start 10:30 am
R Vinci (ITA) vs D Cibulkova (SVK) – WTA
K Pervak (RUS) vs P Kvitova (CZE) – WTA
M Bartoli (FRA) vs I Benesova (CZE) – WTA
F Lopez (ESP) vs K Anderson (RSA) – ATP

COURT 10 start 12:00 noon
L Dlouhy (CZE) / P Hanley (AUS) vs J Erlich (ISR) / A Ram (ISR) – ATP
C Black (ZIM) / A Rodionova (AUS) vs A Hlavackova (CZE) / L Hradecka (CZE) – WTA
S Errani (ITA) / R Vinci (ITA) vs A Kleybanova (RUS) / A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) – WTA

They’re Back, They’re Healthy, & They’re Kicking Ass

Well, they’re at least winning their opening matches of 2011. One step at a time, people. In Doha, Davydenko and Tsonga both won their matches easily in straights over Fognini and Hidalgo, respectively.

Roddick also had a good start to his year in Brisbane, dismissing AO wildcard playoff winner Matosevic 6-3, 6-2.

And Janko scored a win in straight sets over Schwank in Chennai. With Cilic out, I’m loving Tipsy’s chances here to take the title. He is LONG overdue for his first ATP win.

Which of course means I’ve now jinxed him and he’ll lose the next round. Whatever. Adje.

I Feel Your Pain, Marin

Nishikori kicks my ass on the Wii ALL THE TIME! Then again, I’m not a professional tennis player. Or the tournament’s defending champion. Or about to kiss my ranking points buh-bye…
Nevermind, it totally sucks to be you…but on the brightside, no more fugly Hugh Hefner pajama looking Fila kit? Sigh…see you at the AO.?

Tuesday OOPs: Qatar, Chennai & Brisbane

Qatar ExxonMobil Open

ORDER OF PLAY – TUESDAY, 4 JANUARY, 2011

CENTER COURT start 3:30 pm
V Hanescu (ROU) vs E Gulbis (LAT)
T Schoorel (NED) vs R Federer (SUI)
R Nadal (ESP) vs K Beck (SVK)
I Karlovic (CRO) vs L Rosol (CZE)

COURT 1 start 3:30 pm
R El Amrani (MAR) vs M Chiudinelli (SUI)
A Seppi (ITA) vs P Kohlschreiber (GER)
V Troicki (SRB) vs S Stakhovsky (UKR)
D Gimeno-Traver (ESP) / R Ramirez Hidalgo (ESP) vs D Bracciali (ITA) / A Seppi (ITA)

COURT 2 start 3:30 pm
R Shuettler (GER) vs T Gabashvili (RUS)
J Nieminen (FIN) vs M Przysiezny (POL)
M Chiudinelli (SUI) / J Tsonga (FRA) vs G Garcia-Lopez (ESP) / R Schuettler (GER)
M Fyrstenberg (POL) / V Hanescu (ROU) vs F Cermak (POL) / C Kas (GER)

COURT 3 start 3:30 pm
A Veic (CRO) vs S Sabry (EGY)
L Lacko (SVK) vs P Riba (ESP)
E Gulbis (LAT) / M Zverev (GER) vs F Fognini (ITA) / I Zelenay (SVK)

Aircel Chennai Open

ORDER OF PLAY – TUESDAY, 4 JANUARY, 2011

STADIUM start 5:00 pm
Y Bhambri (IND) vs A Kudryavtsev (RUS)
T Berdych (CZE) vs  F Gil (POR)
S Wawrinka (SUI) vs R Bopanna (IND)
D Goffin (BEL) vs S Devvarman (IND)

COURT 1 start 4:00 pm
D Sharan (IND) / V Vardhan (IND) vs J Tipsarevic (SRB) / S Bolelli (ITA)
E Roger-Vasselin (FRA) vs R Gasquet (FRA)
F Dancevic (CAN) vs R Haase (NED)
B Kavcic (SLO) vs J Chardy (FRA)

COURT 2 start 4:00 pm
M Cilic (CRO) / I Dodig (CRO) vs L Friedl (CZE) / J Kerr (AUS)
X Malisse (BEL) vs M Ilhan (TUR)
A Falla (COL) vs R Machado (POR)
D Brown (GER) vs Y Sugita (JPN)

Brisbane International

ORDER OF PLAY – TUESDAY, 4 JANUARY, 2011

PAT RAFTER ARENA start 10:30 am
B Becker (GER) vs F Verdasco (ESP) – ATP
L Safarova (CZE) vs S Peer (ISR) – WTA
M Baghdatis (CYP) vs F Serra (FRA) – ATP

Not Before 7:00 PM
R Soderling (SWE) vs R Harrison (USA) – ATP
S Stosur (AUS) vs J Groth (AUS) – WTA

COURT 1 start 10:30 am
R Stepanek (CZE) vs T Kamke (GER) – ATP
M Fish (USA) vs A Mannarino (FRA) – ATP
A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) vs B Jovanovski (SRB) – WTA
J Millman (AUS) vs M Ebden (AUS) – ATP

Not Before 6:00 PM
P Petzschner (GER) / A Peya (AUT) vs M Fish (USA) / A Roddick (USA) – ATP

COURT 2 start 10:30 am
C Mchale (USA) vs R Vinci (ITA) – WTA
K Anderson (RSA) vs M Granollers (ESP) – ATP
S Ferguson (AUS) / S Peers (AUS) vs A Dulgheru (ROU) / O Savchuk (UKR) – WTA
P Hercog (SLO) / P Martic (CRO) vs A Hlavackova (CZE) / L Hradecka (CZE) – WTA

Not Before 6:00 PM
C Ball (AUS) / C Guccione (AUS) vs L Kubot (POL) / O Marach (AUT) – ATP

COURT 10 start 10:30 am
K Jans (POL) / A Rosolska (POL) vs O Govortsova (BLR) / A Kudryavtseva (RUS) – WTA
A Clement (FRA) vs R Berankis (LTU) – ATP
C Black (ZIM) / A Rodionova (AUS) vs A Amanmuradova (UZB) / D Kustova (BLR) – WTA
S Errani (ITA) / R Vinci (ITA) vs V King (USA) / A Panova (RUS) – WTA
A Dolgopolov (UKR) / D Istomin (UZB) vs A Clement (FRA) / M Mertinak (SVK) – ATP

COURT 14 start 1:00 pm
M Mirnyi (BLR) / D Nestor (CAN) vs T de Bakker (NED) / D Tursunov (RUS) – ATP
A Parra Santonja (ESP) / S Peer (ISR) vs M Niculescu (ROU) / Z Yan (CHN) – WTA

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